8 people who masturbate at work explain how they get away with it
In fact, the only reason we know there are people getting off on the job is stories of dum dums jerking it on a shift and getting caught. Not every white collar jerker who got up to naughty bathroom office hijinks died; some had a great time until the law caught up.
It really depends on where you work. Aren't girlfriends the worst?
18 People Who Were Caught Masturbating at Work
To quote the man himself: A LOT. I'm not talking your ickle dribble, I'm talking free big pussy lips eruption.
Cool story. Which someone did in the stall right next to him.
8 people who masturbate at work explain how they get away with it
To break this down: Someone had recently experimented with abstract expressionism on the walls and floor of an adjacent stall, employing excrement as paint. The hospital had no comment, but internally they probably released a memo that said something to the effect of "Ewwwwwwww.
Please don't die grooming your prize hog at the office. Eye and face. He received two years in prison rather than the more apt lifetime of men knocking him out with morphine to blast brogurt across his face.